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Mon, Feb. 28th, 2005, 03:46 pm
ziggystarmod: i engaged in a game of Defintions in class today

and i wanted to share:

the first four were done in a group of 3-4(some did not all participate) people:

1)what is the meaning of this class?
a)due Thursday.
b)water bottle
c)the water and the wind converging in a storm.

2)what is the sound of one hand clapping?
a)my cats fluffy butt.
b)the yellow cab

3)where is the soul?
a)because it's there
b)the great disaster of man

4)what will we be when we grow up?
a)the daffodil in Spring
b)it holds internal organs
c)the world is absurd and nightmarish
d)so are the days of our lives.

the last two are (most of all the class):

5)what happens to you when you die?
a)it is likely the result of an undiagnosed disease of the mind.
b)12th century Sufi master who wrote the masnari and lived during the invasion of Persia fro the mongolian empire.
c)questions i have no answer for.
d)all the crack and the drugs make me feel the way i feel.
e)false
f)life is a highway, i want to ride all night long.
g)a scary clown ate my hair last night.
h)constant urinary burnage, accompanied with long periods of depression.

6)How do you get to heaven?
a)kickn' ass 'n takn' names.
b)lego men with hats.
c)co2 and hydrogen
d)the power of voodoo.
e)chinese porcelain.
f)with clasped hands
g)hunger rips me apart
h)42
i)enduring dystopia
j)anarchism
k)red,steaming coffee for a.
l) purple ingots of purely puposterous pontification

Tue, Mar. 1st, 2005 06:08 am (UTC)
nolanaryal

el oh el. some of these are grate(:

Wed, Mar. 9th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC)
avoir_le_cafard

a few years ago i did a game of definitions while directing a play. the one that still startles me is:

Q: what is the sound of beating butterfly wings?

A: it is the one true god.

Wed, Mar. 9th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)
ziggystarmod

oooo. that is good.